Hola Mi Amigos!? Hablas Espanol? Me Either! But that won’t stop me from dreaming about going to Mexico for spring break. Cabo San Lucas, Acapulco, and the spring break standard CANCUN are all popular Mexican spring break destinations. Imagine it; 500,000 spring breakers, packed into a tiny area, all sloppy drunk, all trying to catch a glimpse of Carson Daly and other B-list celebrities!! Sounds like my kind of party! So if you plan on going to Mexico just think about the warm weather and hot babes!...and not about the bird flu, the guerilla warfare, the drug lords taking over, the kidnappings, and the tap water that causes explosive diarrhea! I heard the beaches are SOO nice if the police let you leave your hotel! And you can’t forget about the food, It will be like you’re staying in a chipotle for a week! So what’s stopping you?
YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-I-CO??????
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