#8: Wear Green
Nobody likes to get pinched. So if you’re trying to keep those grubby high schoolers fingers off of you, you better wear some green. What other day do you get to go out of your way to throw on that bright green t-shirt and that crazy green tophat? Exactly! So dig through your drawers and find the grossest, brightest, most flamboyant green shirt, sweater or whatever and wear it with pride! If you’re feeling really frisky you can even grow a big bushy beard. Extra points if its red.
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